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30
Episode 2135 (10/30/2006)
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“See you tomorrow night, trick or treaters! Hope you like stationery. This is The Colbert Report!”
Midterminal Illness: Barry Manilow – Stephen’s Arch Nemesis, Fax subscription service from the White House press office, Rush Limbaugh on Michael J. Fox
The Wørd: Shameless
I Know What You Did Last Session: GreatDown
5. The Number 6!
4. 109th Congress!
3. The Weather!
2. The Economy
1. Apple Jacks
Mano a Manilow: Barry Manilow
Guest Plug:
In closing: Barry sings “I Write the Songs” with Stephen
NOTABLE MOMENTS
- [after having panties thrown on the desk] Watch it! He’s not out here yet. Unless of course, these are for me, in which case I know what it’s like to be Anderson Cooper now.
- It’s cold outside, you’re going to want those back.
- I do not trust the Google.
- Stay the Course Notebook (you can see it written out on the paper)
- Actors act [When They're Not Adopting]
- Sorry Son-Of-A-B*tch
- Gay people, stop talking about Same-Sex Marriage [And "Project Runway"]
- Put away those snow pants, the National Weather Service predicts a warmer than normal winter for most of the US – EAT IT Al Gore! Yep, looks like he did eat it.
- And more great weather news, with only a month left in the 2006 Hurricane Season, there have been exactly zero instances of people in the Gulf Coast huddled together in some kind of post-apocolyptic sports Thunderdome.
- You are a good mob.
- Blooper Reel! “Now you’ll never know what I was going to say now … and it was going to be so great. No, NO! Too bad! Go to the web site.”
- I haven’t seen cereal this consciousness raising since the Frosted Mini Ankh
- Stephen rubbing his ass on the glass … classic!
- Wait a second! Let me get these out of the way, what are these doing here? Oh my God, I am sorry, I have to move my Emmys and my Peabody, how did that get over there? Wait a second … what is that? Is that my? Oh, yeah, my Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People in the world. Anyway … I’m sure you have a rack of them at home.
- Let’s get down to brass tacks … you stole my Emmy! You go through every possible emotion that you could pretend to have! Is there any movement you just did in that clip there that humans use to indicate surprise?
- Who do I pay off to win next year?
- I would like to sign a peace treaty with you, Barry.
- Heheheh, the notary.
- Barry: “This sounds too real, I need my manager or something.”
- Would you just sign this plate to my sister Margo?
- Emmy Please!
Fangirl Suit Report: Black suit, Ivory shirt with barrel cuffs, Gold and black striped tie
Full set of screencaps at WonkyEar.com
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