Stephen Colbert is Sexy! …. says Maxim Magazine? (courtesy of an AP report) reports that Maxim magazine, yes the magazine for men, has claimed Stephen Colbert as the #2 sexiest anchor on television. Here’s what Maxim has to say:

2. Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report.
Sure, he lacks functional cleavage and, in his hermetically sealed suits, flashes less skin than Diane Sawyer. But shame on you, liberal media, to tell us that an individual born without what you insist on calling a “vagina” can’t be as sexy as a Joy Behar or a Helen Thomas? Hard-left media arbiters of sexy, you’re on notice.

And here’s a snippet from the AP Article:

Colbert Is No. 2 on Sexiest Anchor List
(09-22) 12:41 PDT New York (AP) —

Is Stephen Colbert the hottest thing in TV news? Almost, according to a list compiled by editors at

Colbert, the 42-year-old anchor of Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report,” placed second on the list of “TV’s Sexiest News Anchors,” posted on Maxim magazine’s Web site. Melissa Theuriau, anchor of French TV news magazine “Forbidden Zone,” is No. 1.

Colbert is the only male on the list, and he can take comfort in the notion that he is apparently sexier than network newspeople who didn’t make the cut, including “CBS Evening News” anchor Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer, co-host of ABC’s “Good Morning America,” and Matt Lauer, co-host of NBC’s “Today” show.

Full Text of Article

And, just because it is quite possibly the sexiest picture of Stephen Colbert ever, this is an example of why he’s number two on the list. Tucker Carlson, eat your heart out.

The Sexiest Picture of Stephen Colbert EVER


  1. Nrrrrrrgh, that pic is still one of my all-time favourites.

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    syndicated version pop up on my flist and browse through all the articles. Keep it up!

  2. Dear God, Stephen Colbert is one sexy man. Smart….clever…witty….hilarious….viciously sexy. Wow.

  3. mmmm… heck ya he’s sexy… that wide-eyed boyish smile, and wit sharper than a ginsu – he’s 20 years my senior but oh so yummy.

  4. pakistanigirl says:

    i am secretly obsessed with how sexy colbert is.. god, his sexy smile, and how he makes me laugh… i bet he smells good too haha. is he married? who ever his woman is, u go girl, what a catch! im in my 20s and my husband is rightfully jealous when i drool over this older man every night.

    • I’m English and new to the temple of Colbert! But he is incredibly sexy! mmmmmmm! I adore funny men who have that naughty twinkle in their eye, DELICIOUS!!

  5. ayaycapn says:

    Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes! I have always loved Stephen Colbert, but about a year ago a switch went on and now I LOVE Stephen Colbert. He is so, so sexy. Funny, smart, grown-ass man. I love to watch his hands when he talks. They are so agile. His wife is a lucky woman, I’m sure.

    Love the pic!

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