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Episode 2116 (9/19/2006)
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“Some pronounce it YEAR-o some pronounce it GY-ro, I pronounce it Lamb Sandwich. This is America, Speak English! This is The Colbert Report!”
Separate But Equatorial: 61st Annual United Nations Open Mic Night, Tips for Mahmoud in NYC, Statistics book
The Wørd: Tribalism
Red-Eye Stranger: Threatdown!
5) Al Gore
4) Toby Keith
3) Anti-Drug Ads
2) Irony
1) Food
If I Nailed a Rich Man: Frank Rich, New York Times columnist
Guest Plug:
In closing: Well it’s that time of year again – Fantasy Colbert League
NOTABLE MOMENTS
- Did you see Sudan enjoy his [Bush's] Genocide jokes?
- After Katz’s pastami on rye, Mahmoud might be willing to admit the holocaust actually happened
- I always thought my gated community was quite diverse.
- On the bright side, I won the mayonaise eating contest.
- “Any Place Else We Could Put a CSI?”
- Sprite Remix?
- Stop Stalling, Soledad O’Brien
- I am like a cobra!
- That little threat backfired
- What a coinkidink! Toby Keith has a song called Boot up your Ass, but he shoud have one called Narc on your Bus.
- Toby Keith is out there and he’s a squealer
- Irony, you’re on notice
- Especially Iceburg lettuce, it doesn’t agree with me, too spicy.
- Soylent Corporation! … I have no idea what it’s made of, but it’s delicious!
- I hate that Oreo commercial! I seriously don’t want to see that old lady’s tongue working it like that! EW!
- But at least we can both agree, we are in there now?
Fangirl Suit Report: Charcoal gray suit, Pale gray shirt with french cuffs and cufflinks, Sky Blue tie.
Full set of screencaps at WonkyEar.com
TDS Bonus: Ten F@#ing Years
I had tears in my eyes from the Ten F@#king Years segment. If you didn’t watch it earlier tonight, watch it now.
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