Snakes on a Loft View

My sweetie and I live in the second floor of a tragically hip loft in downtown Dallas. (Please don’t stalk me). On Saturday morning, we awoke to this view. My dear sweet spouse looked out the window, looked at me, and said, “We’ve got a motherf****** Snakes on a Plane poster out our motherf****** window!”

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