Episode 2097 (8/1/2007)


“The following report is rated T for “This is The Colbert Report!”"

Whacking Tobaccy: Lamont’s Post-Colbert Bump in the polls and encouraging Lieberman to come on the show, Road to World War III: Operation Cuba Libre

The Wørd: Uncool, that’s what you’ll be if you submit yourself to the Smoking vaccine

The Greatest Show on Cable: – Stephen Colbert’s Balls For Kidz! This week – Carnivals

Beinart of Darkness: Peter Beinart

Guest Plug:

In closing: Remember to do your part for saving energy, turn off your TV until 11p tomorrow night.

NOTABLE MOMENTS

  • Much like Jewish families set a seat for Elijah, we have a seat waiting for you, Joe Lieberman.
  • Their girth easily overwhelms the bean-fed Cubans
  • Mano-a-Mono
  • Cigar in the Cocoa Puffs
  • Creepy carnies scare me
  • This sketch is very Wundershowzen Light
  • So you’re blaming women for terrorism? NAILED!

Fangirl Suit Report: – Gray pin-striped suit, light lavendar shirt, navy patterned tie, CUFFLINKS! Bonus hotness alert: Mmmm … Cigar smoking goodness.

Full set of screencaps at WonkyEar.com



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