“I’m packing America’s lunchbox with a Truth Roll-up. This is The Colbert Report!”
The Walrus is John: Condoleeza Rice on NY Times, Landis having high levels of testosterone, John Bolton
The Wørd: Secretary-General Bolton
Norton Futilities: 28th installment of our 434 part series Better Know a District – View Master slide show – Eleanor Holmes Norton (Washington DC district has no number)
Marvel Captain: Joe Quesada – Editor-In-Chief, Marvel Comics
In closing: Good Bye in sign language
NOTABLE MOMENTS
- Lesbians could use an ambassador, I’ve got to say.
- He’s an American, we have huge balls! … I only watched it and I still have hair growing in weird places … Landis has rocks as big as the Rockies
- Here we are in front of the National Zoo, home of Mei Xiang and Tian Tian [panda bears], whose names of course are from the Mandarin for “brutal mauling” and “merciless assassin”.
- “Do I come off as gay? Because sometimes people call me Bookish, but I think that’s code.”
- “I thought I was French Vanilla, Congresswoman.”
- “Stephen Colbert” to the rescue!
- Superheroes looks sexy in tights (yes) – Nailed!
- The Rampaging Colbert
Fangirl Suit Report: Dark gray suit, pale gray shirt, pale green graph-line pattern tie, no cufflinks.
Full set of screencaps at WonkyEar.com
Videos, courtesy of Comedy Central Motherload
- Condoleeza Rice – All that’s happening here is that she just lost a spelling bee
- Floyd Landis – Damn right he’s got high levels of testosterone! He’s an American!
- Secretary-General Bolton – Ambassador Bolton is bringing the whole world together – in their opposition to him
- District of Columbia, Part 1 – Stephen tells Congresswoman Elanor Holmes Norton she can never be president
- District of Columbia, Part 2 – Congressman Norton and Stephen determine what kind of vanilla he is.
- Joe Quesada, Part 1 – Marvel Comics editor Joe Quesada tells Stephen about Marvel’s cosmology
- Joe Quesada, Part 2 – Stephen and Joe Quesada talk about Marvel’s Civil War
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